Jabroni Award: Santa Clara Councilmember Kevin Park Proposes “Dumbest Idea of the Year”

By Robert Haugh

Last Tuesday, Santa Clara News Online was watching the Santa Clara City Council meeting for important news stories.

If it wasn’t for a few loyal readers, we might have missed what one person wrote in a text: “Kevin Park’s dumbest idea of the year.”

During a discussion of the Citywide Clean Up Campaign, Councilmember Park commented that he had a great idea.

“No tourist site ever needs to make a souvenir item for that tourist site because you just have people who don’t want them anymore to return them,” said Park. 

And you can just resell them.

Yup. That’s his great idea.

He described how people in Paris would return Golden Gate Bridge souvenirs to places where they sell Eiffel Towers. 

“Then once a year, we would just have an exchange,” said Park seriously.

No one on the Council commented on Park’s idea. City staff was silent.

You can watch Park proudly talk about his idea here.

Park is not known for having much business expertise.  But we’ll give him points for creativity.

We also will give him the Santa Clara News Online Jabroni Award.

At the next Council meeting, can someone ask Park if he knows where someone can exchange an I Love NY t-shirt with sweat stains in the armpits?

13 comments

  1. Becker News Flash

    Check out SAN JOSE SPOTLIGHT

    Becker is claiming credit for AGRIHOOD SANTA CLARA

    • Becker has not met his commitments. Calendar shows no meetings since January.

    • Just in. Former chief of police alan hostteter, who suds Jain would support over Nikolai due to Hostetter’s experperience and academic qualifications,has just been convicted for being a leader in Jan 6 riots.

    • James,

      You were right in your comments on the San Jose Spotlight article calling attention to Kirk Vartan’s role in the Agrihood development and the glaring omission of his mention in the article. And to point out the general lack of responsibility that Anthony Becker has in the development.

      But Anthony Becker did not claim credit for it. San Jose Spotlight is still doing him favors by quoting him speaking positively about the development but that does not mean that he is taking credit for it or even that they are giving him credit for it.

      This is the part of the article where Becker is mentioned and quoted.

      “Santa Clara Councilmember Anthony Becker, who represents the district where the development is located, has watched the project from its conception. He’s excited about the availability of affordable housing exclusively for seniors, because he has known seniors who had to decide between paying rent and eating three meals a day.

      “This project is kind of like a beacon of hope for people like that,” Becker told San José Spotlight. “It’s also a beacon of hope for people like me who are low income, and people who are working class. These are projects that need to move forward.””

  2. It was poor delivery because Park is the antithesis of funny and the mask does not help but this was Park joking.

  3. Kevin Park was a laugh a minute. His idea machine was on overload. Hope the DA was watching and heard how Kevin thinks we need a new DA. 🙄

  4. TAKE BACK SANTA CLARA

    https://chng.it/tW5dddv9

    YOU CAN DO THIS

    Look I can understand the message and the purpose of this blog.

    BUT YOU, THE READERS HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE CHANGES. YOU HAVE THE POWER TO DEAL WITH PARK, YOU HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE YOUR CITY, IT IS YOUR CITY, GREAT.

    OPEN UP YOUR GOVERNMENT

    GILLMOR, WATANABE, NIKOLAI
    ARE NOT MAKING MILLIONS

    FIELD BELONGS ON THE PARKS COMMISSION

    IF THE 49ERS HAD SPENT MILLIONS ON THE SWIM CENTER, THEY WOULD HAVE BEEN LOVED.

    NO SECRET MEETINGS
    NO DARK MONEY
    NO POLLUTION OF MONEY IN ELECTIONS

    ETHICS IS THE MISSION OF THE MISSION CITY

    • “GILLMOR, WATANABE, NIKOLAI ARE NOT MAKING MILLIONS”

      Every three years Nikolai can count a million dollars in salary alone, plus benefits. When he retires in just a couple years, Nikolai will continue to count a million dollars every three years just for sitting on his bum the rest of his life.

      What does that have to do with anything? Exactly. There is little point to your post, James.

    • Guess Jed can’t create another PAC to destroy Pat so he’s calling in all of his chips to get people to attack the Chief and muddy his name.

      Jed, it’s over. People have caught on. Turn your henchmen on something else worthwhile. The people have spoken.

  5. His souvenir idea is as dumb as your Jabroni award….it’s time for you to get away from using ‘90s professional wrestling slang.

  6. https://chng.it/tW5dddv9

    SANTA CLARANS. PLEASE SIGN THIS ASAP

    TAKE BACK SANTA CLARA PETITION

    URGENT

    I appreciate the fact that this blog has a loyal fan base for details of Kevin Park’s latest stupidity

    There a lot.

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